If you were a cat, this is exactly how you’d look if someone took a picture of you at bathtime:
For the last few months, bathing has been the bane of your life and your routine. You would rather eat broccoli and clean up tiny Lego pieces than submerge in a warm bath full of bubbles, with your mom jumping up and down, and playing splashing games.
I have coerced, bribed, encouraged and manipulated, and I’ve also been denied, shouted at, scratched and cried on. And occasionally I’ve been met with a content toddler who’s keen to jump into the bath.
Here are some methods I’ve tried in the past. Some have worked for a few baths, some not at all. But what I’ve learnt is that I’m constantly having to reinvent strategies and incentives.
– “Max, your digger is dirty. I think you need to wash it”
– “Let’s give you a gold star after your bath”
– “You can’t watch Madagascar when you’re dirty. It’s a new rule. Yet you can choose what to do”.
– “I have new bubbles that are looking for a bath. Plus I will blow bubbles into the bath”.
– “The sushi restaurant only opens after bathtime”.
– “Max, you smell bad. We need to bath you” (not surprisingly, this has been the least effective)
– “Your truck pyjamas can only be worn on a clean body”.
And the weirdest thing is once you’re in the bath by choice, you frolic, splash and have fun. But those moments are rare, and most times you just don’t take to a bath like, well, a duck to water.
Yours in water works,
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